b/a/l/l/e/n

Writer, director, producer and screenplay consultant. Currently writing a horror screenplay shooting end of '13 and headline contributor for the Onion. This is a place where I post random stuff and things I will regret later.

Apr 18
“The facts were indeed increasingly daunting. The first decade of the 21st century was shaping up to be the hottest in recorded history. In 2007, the Arctic sea ice shrank to a level not seen in centuries. That same year, the NASA climatologist James Hansen, who has been ringing the climate alarm since the 1980s, announced that in order to elude the most devastating consequences, we’d need to maintain carbon dioxide in the atmosphere at a level of 350 parts per million. But we’d already surpassed 380, and the figure was rising. (It has since reached 400 p.p.m.) Animal and plant species, meanwhile, were dying out at a spectacular rate. Scientists were beginning to warn that human activity — greenhouse-gas emissions, urbanization, the global spread of invasive species — was driving the planet toward a “mass extinction” event, something that has occurred only five times since life emerged, 3.5 billion years ago.” Daniel Smith, NYTimes Magazine

Apr 17
“Hi, I’m a plague of black locusts, and I’ll be your waiter this evening. Just let me know if I can swarm my wrath on anything, or if you’d like to hear the specials.” That one time I was a waiter…


Apr 16
“Out of cockiness or stupidity, 16 episodes from the end, we had Walter White show up in a beard, long hair, and a new set of glasses, buying an M60 machine gun in a Denny’s parking lot. We didn’t really know how we were going to get to that story point — we didn’t even know what that meant or what Walt was going to use that machine gun for. So that was kind of ill-advised. I wouldn’t recommend to my fellow showrunners doing that unless you really know where it’s all headed.” Vince Gilligan on the last season of Breaking Bad

Apr 14

Apr 11

Music for ghosts.


Apr 10
By the amazing Matt Buck (www.hedraws.com)

By the amazing Matt Buck (www.hedraws.com)



Apr 9

(via kettykitty)


cool party, bruh.

cool party, bruh.


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