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Writer, director, producer and screenplay consultant. Currently writing a horror screenplay shooting end of '13 and headline contributor for the Onion. This is a place where I post random stuff and things I will regret later.

Oct 20
I just got this lovely thing! By the berry talented Mary Charlene.
Check out her Etsy store for other neatness: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MaryCharleneDraws?ref=pr_shop_more

I just got this lovely thing! By the berry talented Mary Charlene.

Check out her Etsy store for other neatness: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MaryCharleneDraws?ref=pr_shop_more



Oct 19

Oct 15

New Takeshi Miike coming out on my birthday! Looks like a real kawaii bloodbath.


Oct 10

Misunderstood - dir. Asia Argento


Sep 27
An Iraqi woman looking at a shop display in central Mosul after the Islamic State ordered clothes shop owners to cover the faces of the mannequins on Monday, July 21, 2014. (AP Photo) - HuffPost

An Iraqi woman looking at a shop display in central Mosul after the Islamic State ordered clothes shop owners to cover the faces of the mannequins on Monday, July 21, 2014. (AP Photo) - HuffPost


Sep 25
Hey, son. Let’s eat this businessman like he’s a fish! 
(Think I nailed this week’s New Yorker caption contest uguys!)

Hey, son. Let’s eat this businessman like he’s a fish! 

(Think I nailed this week’s New Yorker caption contest uguys!)


Sep 23


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