Writer, director, producer and screenplay consultant. Currently writing a horror screenplay shooting end of '13 and headline contributor for the Onion. This is a place where I post random stuff and things I will regret later.
It wasn’t until I started reading and found books they wouldn’t let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else. John Waters (via larmoyante)
Pick your favorite song with the word “heart” in it, but sing the word “fart” instead whenever the word “heart” appears. I’d encourage using a love song, since they often use the word “heart” several times, which means the word “fart” can then be employed several times as well. Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-South Carolina
James Joyce once said we should treat both success and failure as the impostors they are. I would humbly concur – the real substance of life is elsewhere. Michael Arndt
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